Remember when I posted this? Well good news DA BEARS have finally listened. Yeah that's right folks KYLE ORTON is going to be the starting QB on Monday night against the Vikings. One question. Why did it take so long?
I like the kid. I liked him when he was at Purdue. The kid has some real skillz. Similar to Drew Brees, Orton has the ability to throw for 500 yds in a game. He may throw 5 picks, but at least he has the arm strength to throw 500 yds. With DA BEARS sitting in the shitter of the NFC North, this is the right decision. Neither Rex Grossman or Brian Griese could get the job done. Under their expert skills the only bowl DA BEARS are going to is the "Toilet Bowl".
People forget that ORTON was the starting QB in 2005 when Rex was hurt and that he did a good job-he took them to the playoffs. Hopefully the organization will realize the potential that Orton has and groom him to be a starter or they will use him as trade bait to get a higher draft pick. BRING ON COLT BRENNAN.
The number one reason why I like ORTON, IS THE MAN LIKES TO PARTY. Plus, he's got a sweet head of hair and an even sassier beard. Check out the picture below:
Yeah, that's right. There's the new starting QB swillin' whiskey out of a bottle. Beautiful. With behavior like this ORTON might be my new hero. Drunk and stupid might be an OK way to go through life. He could definitely hang with my crew of jackasses in Chicago.
*When I first saw the picture I thought it was WJMY circa 1995.