Today is the day people RENO 911 hits the big screen. I am a big fan of the TV show on Comedy Central-it is so disturbingly wrong. If you are twisted like I am you should tune in. I am a little annoyed that the NY POST and The Daily News only gave it 2 stars, but they gave The Astronaut Farmer 3 stars. How can you give a movie with Billy Bob Thorton about a dude who builds a rocket in his barn 3 stars? The only good movie that Billy Bob ever made was Bad Santa-my man Turbo's favorite movie. OK, I will throw Sling Blade in there.
I mean seriously the world is going to shit. Britney is flipping out and K-FED actually looks like a mature adult. David Geffen has stopped being friends with Bill and Hillary. There is fighting within the Democratic party (that is really no big surprise to me). The Yankees won't give Bernie Williams a contract and the Cubs have actually spent some money. But what really gets my goat is the fact that a movie about a dude who builds a rocket in his barn gets a better review than a movie whose main character is a gay cop who wears short shorts and has an amazing flavor saver. The world is going to shit. On that note I think I might just leave and go see Reno 911: Miami because I know that it is going to be a piece of cinematic genius.
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