I can't believe that DA BEARS are dragging their feet about giving Lovey Smith a new contract. Lovey is the lowest paid coach in the NFL at $1.5 million a year-now granted the man makes more than I do, but still. Lovey has managed to take my beloved Bears to the Super Bowl with the SUCKIEST QB EVER- REX GROSSMAN. Trent Dilfer looks like Joe Montana next to REX. Lovey is loved by the entire city of Chicago. He might be more loved than dare I say DITKA. Now, I think Lovey deserves at least 3 year extension at $4 million a year. Perhaps I'm being overly generous, but I think the man deserves the coin. Have DA BEARS been taking advice on contract negotiations from the Cub organization? Say it ain't so! I think maybe Mike McCaskey is back running the show or something because only he could fuck this up. McCaskey has made some terrible choices over the years. Lets take a stroll down memory lane shall we lets see Rick Mier, Cade McNown, Rashaam Salaam ( Who said the reason why he could not hold on to the football was because he was addicted to weed-PLEASE! PULL MY OTHER LEG AND IT PLAYS JINGLE BELLS!), Dave Wanstadt, and last but not least Dick Juron. I'm sure that I could go on, but that isn't the point. My point is DA BEAR organization needs to get their head out of their ass and pay the man some money. If they don't cough up the coin Lovey is gonna go and take another team to the Super Bowl. I don't want that and I don't think the rest of Chicago wants that either.
If I were Lovey I would simply stroll into DA BEAR offices and say the following:
"I don't want to hear any shit and I don't give a shit! I took your team to the Super Bowl now you owe me 3 years, $4 million, and a Cadillac! What are you going to do about it asshole?"
Just keep in mind when repeating these words I'm not really known for my negotiating skills.
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