I find the purse to be an overrated accessory. It is cumbersome, it doesn't always match your current outfit,it is easy to misplace in a drunken stupor, and strangers are constantly going through it. The boys are a little perplexed as to why I don't carry a purse. I almost spit water all over Chrissy when he told me how shocked he was that I had never owned a purse let alone carried one. Those of you who know me are probably spitting some type of beverage all over your keyboard at the thought of me with a purse. Below are the questions that Chrissy asked me when trying to understand my lack of love for the purse.
- What about to a wedding?NO
- How did you carry your "Barbies"? I never owned one-GI JOE Yes
- What about your "lady things"? I have pockets
- What if you don't have any pockets? I don't buy things without pockets.
- You've never carried a purse ever? No never
After that the questions stopped. He still looks at me with utter confusion every time he sees me with my "bag". I know one day he is going to try to compare it to a purse. When he does I intend to "choke him out".
Let me make this quite clear. If I haven't worn a dress since 1991. I have no intention of ever owning a purse.
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