I saw on the idiot box tonight where Hillary Clinton has managed to raise something like $34 million in her bid to be Commander In Chief of this dysfunctional nation. She is pimpin' out hubby Bill to do it for her. Bill Clinton apparently is a cash cow. CHA-CHING all the way to the bank. I guess he walks in to a room and checks just get thrown at him. Clinton raised $100k for Hillary just by attending a spin class in NYC. Participants paid $2500 bucks for a half hour sweat-fest with the Ex Pres. Amazing. I guess if Bill showed up to my crib I would probably write him a check too- the man has the gift of gab. More importantly I wonder if his schedule is free in the upcoming week. I have a job for him. I want him to go out and work his magic on the masses for me. I want him to drum up enough money for me so I can buy and HDTV in time for the Masters. Do you think he is free?
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