Every year the WARDEN asks me what I would like for Christmas. My standard answer is bi-lateral nuclear disarmament and world peace. Nothing gets her panties in a bind more than that answer.
HEY SMARTASS, JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMNED LIST Cheery, right?
So, every year I present her with a list of things that I would like. Nothing outlandish-CDs, DVDs, and books. I'm pretty simple when it comes to gifts. Every year I receive nothing even remotely close to what is on my list. Here is an example of what I'm talking about. One year I asked for the Ken Burns Baseball DVD set- I got pajamas. Those two things aren't even remotely similar. If the jammies had baseballs on them I could understand. But, there were no baseballs on those jammies.
This year I'm making it short and sweet. I do still want bi-lateral nuclear disarmament and world peace, but I will take anything on this list. Except for the Luther Vandross set. Mark my words I will get a toaster or something else completely useless.
*The blog's new template is only good through December and because Santa is watching. I'm going to try really hard to be good. I'm going to try not to be a bitter jaded fuck and rant on the blog about things out of my control. However, come hell or high water on January 1, 2008-I will be back to normal.
No, see I think you're gonna get the Luther Vandross set now...
Posted by: La Gringa | November 27, 2007 at 10:38 PM