Tomorrow is Duke & Duke's holiday party. Before I could even sit in my chair this morning the phone was ringing.
ME: SPEAK
TURBO: AH....There you are.
ME: What can I do for you?
TURBO: Are you ready for the Holiday Party?
ME: Does the Pope wear a funny hat? I'm ready. Are you ready?
TURBO: Does Rose Kennedy wear a black dress? You bet your sweet ass I'm ready. I've been practicing my moves all week. I'm hoping to reach a new low.
ME: Excellent
TURBO: You wanna go together?
ME: Turbo, are you asking me on a date?
TURBO: No, asshole. Do you wanna hang out before hand, do some Jaegger Bombs and blaze a trail together? You know I don't like to roll to their functions solo.
ME: Wow, you really know how to flatter a girl. Are you afraid of HR after last year? I can't. I've got shit to do.
TURBO: I ain't afraid of nobody! Like what?
ME: You're afraid of HR-don't bullshit me. That lady has been gunnin' for you ever since last year. None of your business. Girls must have secrets.
TURBO: Fuck her. She'll change her tune after she sees my moves. Wait, when did you become such a PUSSY? What do you have to do? I don't even want to know. YOUR EXCUSES ARE YOUR OWN.
ME: Nice. I will see you there around 7. I have work to do. Later.
TURBO: You ain't got shit to do except reading ESPN.com.
ME: That's your opinion and you're entitled to it. Later.
TURBO: ( Hannibal Lecter voice) Run for the lambs Clarice.
I often wonder what we look like to other people when they see us bickering in a bar like an old married couple. I've spent way too much time with him over the last 5 years.
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DO NOT LOOK AT THIS AT WORK-YOU WILL BE FIRED. IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT FEEL FREE-BUT DONT SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. - Sports Blahg
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Brain Candy
Ben Mezrich: Ugly Americans: The True Story of the Ivy League Cowboys Who Raided the Asian Markets for Millions
And to think I thought I worked with scumbags. This is story of ExPat traders in the Asian markets during the 90s. These dudes were lawless.Witold Rybczynski: A Clearing In The Distance: Frederick Law Olmsted and America in the 19th Century
I just reread this book. It is amazing. For some reason I'm fascinated by landscape architecture. Olmsted is probably best known for desinging Central Park and Prospect Park. he also desinged the town of Riverside a suburb of Chicago. If you are dork like me about landscape architecture check this out.Chuck Klosterman: Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto
A sweet look at pop culture. It takes all the garbage that fills my little head (TV, rock music, books) and explores their relevance in todays culture. It is like a dumbed down cultural anthropology book-perfect for people like me. Not really sure if I agree with his idea that all women are in love with John Cusack or more specifically Lloyd Dobler.Rob Sheffield: Love Is a Mix Tape: Life and Loss, One Song at a Time
Rock geek meets Punker girl and they fall in love. This book chronicles their short time together through the series of mix tapes they made for one another. If you have ever mad a mix tape for someone you love, this is the book for you.Caleb Carr: The Alienist
One of my favorite mysteries set in New York. Carr does an amazing job of capturing old New York. I just recently re-read this book. I forgot how good it is. If you haven't already read it go pick it up you won't be disappointed. Teddy Roosevelt is the chief in this great book which is fiction, but kind of like a biography of old New York.Stefan Fatsis: Word Freak: Heartbreak, Triumph, Genius, and Obsession in the World of Competitive ScrabblePlayers
And I thought I was a freak when it came to Scrabble. This book made me laugh out loud. The people in this book are obsessed with this game and all that goes into it. If you like to play Scrabble check it out.Kyril Bonfiglioli: Don't Point that Thing at Me
A drunk art thief with a butler who used to be a wrestler and a bumbling detective who uses the the drunk to help him solve crimes. What more could I ask for? Oh yeah its British.Jhumpa Lahiri: The Namesake: A Novel
I loved this book. It was one of my favorite reads of 2006.Michelle Tea: Valencia
This book is like a train wreck-you can't take your eyes off of it. I found it disturbing and engaging all at the same time. She has no problem telling the reader that she has worked in the sex industry of the bay area, taken drugs, slept around, and traveled around the country via Grayhound. I saw her when I was in SF..I had so much to ask her, but I could not spit it out in time and she crossed the street before I could even say HI.Douglas Coupland: JPod
Just as good as "MicroSerfs"
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Posted by: Colleen | December 02, 2007 at 11:07 PM