Questionable Rants and Raves

This thing hits Iran $100 crude oil is nothing...

Reuters said yesterday the  US Navy planned on shooting a dead spy satellite out of the sky-FANTASTIC. I guess this thing runs on toxic rocket fuel- EVEN BETTER.

The idea of the US shooting this bad mother down has everyone up in arms.  China is pissed.  Big deal- just keep on stock piling commodities and cleaning up your air and human rights issues ahead of the Beijing games.  I keep hoping that this thing hits Iran and the oil market goes ape shit- I LOVE DESTRUCTION.  Nothing makes for a better market than world upheaval and destruction.  I know I'm sick.   

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Update:  According to the NY Times the dead satellite has been hit and on its way back to earth.   The Navy is 80% sure it hit the fuel tank.  80% sure?  I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering they can't find Bin Laden.  How hard can it be to find a man with a dialysis machine attached to him in Afghanistan?  That's a post for another time.  Sources say that debris from the blast should be entering the Earth's atmosphere over the next couple of days.  AWESOME!  I hope a piece lands on my street in Brooklyn.  No one would notice trust me.

B-O-O H-O-O Hank

The clown on the left is Hank Steinbrenner.  Steinbrenner is the Senior VP for the Yankees.  I guess Hank feels that baseball is being singled out for its problems with steroids.  Hanko feels that the real bad guy in all of this is the NFL.  Interesting considering the NFL has been testing for steroids since 1990.  What has MLB been doing?  NOTHING...NADA ....ZILCH.  Instead they let idiot fucks like Mark McGuire, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds continue to fill stadiums and chase stupid self serving records all while putting money in the owners pockets.  LOTS OF MONEY.  Baseball needs to get it's shit together and take good long look at what the game used to be and what it's become.  As for Hank, he needs to take a good long look at what's going on in his own clubhouse before he starts pointing fingers.  If I'm not mistaken there are more than 3 past/present Yankees named in the Mitchell Report.  This guy should thank his lucky stars his Daddy is KING GEORGE or else he'd be working for the NYC Sanitation Dept.  Look at him-he has garbage man written all over him.

Back from Hiatus

I've returned from my much needed hiatus.  Duke & Duke and I parted ways the week before Christmas.  Thank you Santa for the best present ever!  I hated them, they were beginning to hate me-you get the picture.  When that all went down I decided to take a break from the world.  I quit watching TV and stopped blogging.  It was a good move on my part I recharged my battery and I'm back in action.  I promise 2008 will be action packed with more sports, music, and just general nonsense on my part.  So, sit back relax and enjoy the ride.