My friends the jelly donut has turned on me. It wasn't pretty. It serves me right. Do I really need a jelly donut? NO! I was attempting to eat the donut when things went horribly wrong.
- It all started out innocently enough. I took the donut and gingerly tried to eat it while watching the market.
- Chrissy starts to tease me- I won't go into graphic detail.
- The donut explodes all over me.
- I ever the lady, proceed to yell "Fuck This" and throw said donut over the wall. The jelly was suspended in mid air. It was very Matrix like.
- The jelly proceeds to go all over me -trading jacket, shirt, hair,and Blanco. Poor Blanco he was just in the middle of it all.
I'm now very sticky and the dead jelly donut is lying helpless on the floor. I feel pretty oh so pretty. I'm thinking about just staying like this for the rest of the evening.
This day will go down in history as the day I lost a battle with a jelly donut. The only advice I can give you is watch your back they can turn on you when you least expect it.
I will no longer be eating jelly donuts.